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CARE AND WASHING
INSTRUCTIONS

For Best Use:

Initially wear with image facing out.
Flip inside out and wear again before it is necessary to wash.
After wearing shirt at least twice, follow washing instructions below.

Washing Instructions:

Method 1:
Spray your shirt twice with Febreze with one carefully aimed spray to each armpit.

Method 2:
Wear your Dreadful Tee out for a walk on a rainy day. NOTE: The intensity of the rain may have an effect your washing process.

Method 3:
Close a window on your Dreadful Tee with the shirt hanging outside the window. Allow the shirt to ventilate. NOTE: This method does in fact take a bit of time.

Method 4:
If nothing else works, bring your Dreadful Tee to the nearest Laundromat. Seek out and flirt with a middle-aged woman until she offers to wash your tee.

Storage:

To conserve the quality of your shirt, your Dreadful Tee is best stored on your person.
When not worn, Dreadful Tees are best stored crumpled up on your bedroom floor.
Please note that while hampers may be used, they will be detrimental to the integrity of your tee.

When to Replace Your Dreadful Tee:

Your Dreadful Tee should be replaced when and only when it has been worn down or ripped and exposes a personal part of your body in which may be deemed inappropriate in the environment in which you occupy.
Your Dreadful Tee has an odor that may not be expelled or disguised by Febreze, Lysol, Windex or any combination of the three.

Disclaimer:Any person who does not carefully follow the care and washing instructions above faces severe risk of social displacement, exile and excommunication. In addition, the person may receive stares, looks of disgust and uncouth babblings aimed towards them. Dreadful Tees can and will not be held responsible for actions caused as a result of poor caring and washing responsibilities.

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